♫ Yes you’re love-ly…♫
Her: “What do you think (about this new dress)?
Him: “Hey, why don’t we use our points from Chase Sapphire and take a break”
Her: “We can’t.”
Him: “Sure we can. We can use our points for just about anything.”
Her: “I know.” (shows off dress she’s wearing)
Him: “…”
Him: “You bitch! You didn’t even consult me? You know how long it took to build up those points? Of course you wouldn’t know. You’re too busy shopping for dresses online behind my back! I’m going to the sportsbar! Jebus Christ…”
